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Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:32:16 +0100

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to
write my number down

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would
have just heard a bad pickup line.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.

I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....

You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.

If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

"Did it hurt" ("Did what hurt?") "When you fell from heaven."

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see

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